{"product_id":"the-future-was-canceled-unisex-tee","title":"The Future Was Canceled — Unisex Tee","description":"Wardenclyffe · 1917.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNikola Tesla had a plan. Free wireless energy for the entire world. No meters. No bills. No gatekeepers. The tower was built. The funding was pulled. The future was demolished — brick by brick — by the people who profit from your dependence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis isn’t a conspiracy. It’s history.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“If you knew the magnificence of 3, 6, and 9, you would have a key to the universe.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n— N. Tesla\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping. No polyester. No compromise.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThird Eye Threadz. Wear the Signal. Find Your People.\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Third Eye Threadz","offers":[{"title":"Vintage Black \/ XS","offer_id":49226672177394,"sku":"6627157_21593","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage Black \/ S","offer_id":49226672210162,"sku":"6627157_21594","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage Black \/ M","offer_id":49226672242930,"sku":"6627157_21595","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage Black \/ L","offer_id":49226672275698,"sku":"6627157_21596","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage Black \/ XL","offer_id":49226672308466,"sku":"6627157_21597","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226672341234,"sku":"6627157_21598","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":49226672374002,"sku":"6627157_9545","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":49226672406770,"sku":"6627157_4106","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":49226672439538,"sku":"6627157_4107","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":49226672472306,"sku":"6627157_4108","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":49226672505074,"sku":"6627157_4109","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226672537842,"sku":"6627157_4110","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":49226672570610,"sku":"6627157_15792","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":49226672603378,"sku":"6627157_15793","price":41.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":49226672636146,"sku":"6627157_4031","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":49226672668914,"sku":"6627157_4032","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":49226672701682,"sku":"6627157_4033","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":49226672734450,"sku":"6627157_4034","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226672767218,"sku":"6627157_4035","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":49226672799986,"sku":"6627157_5297","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 4XL","offer_id":49226672832754,"sku":"6627157_5312","price":41.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ S","offer_id":49226672865522,"sku":"6627157_8440","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ M","offer_id":49226672898290,"sku":"6627157_8441","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ L","offer_id":49226672931058,"sku":"6627157_8442","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ XL","offer_id":49226672963826,"sku":"6627157_8443","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226672996594,"sku":"6627157_8444","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ 3XL","offer_id":49226673029362,"sku":"6627157_8445","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ 4XL","offer_id":49226673062130,"sku":"6627157_8446","price":41.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":49226673094898,"sku":"6627157_9395","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":49226673127666,"sku":"6627157_9396","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":49226673160434,"sku":"6627157_9397","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":49226673193202,"sku":"6627157_9398","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226673225970,"sku":"6627157_9399","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":49226673258738,"sku":"6627157_9400","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":49226673291506,"sku":"6627157_9401","price":41.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ XS","offer_id":49226673324274,"sku":"6627157_9556","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ S","offer_id":49226673357042,"sku":"6627157_4161","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ M","offer_id":49226673389810,"sku":"6627157_4162","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ L","offer_id":49226673422578,"sku":"6627157_4163","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49226673455346,"sku":"6627157_4164","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226673488114,"sku":"6627157_4165","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49226673520882,"sku":"6627157_5306","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":49226673553650,"sku":"6627157_5321","price":41.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XS","offer_id":49226673586418,"sku":"6627157_9550","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ S","offer_id":49226673619186,"sku":"6627157_4131","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ M","offer_id":49226673651954,"sku":"6627157_4132","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ L","offer_id":49226673684722,"sku":"6627157_4133","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XL","offer_id":49226673717490,"sku":"6627157_4134","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226673750258,"sku":"6627157_4135","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 3XL","offer_id":49226673783026,"sku":"6627157_17238","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 4XL","offer_id":49226673815794,"sku":"6627157_17239","price":41.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ XS","offer_id":49226673848562,"sku":"6627157_14689","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ S","offer_id":49226673881330,"sku":"6627157_14690","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ M","offer_id":49226673914098,"sku":"6627157_14691","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ L","offer_id":49226673946866,"sku":"6627157_14692","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ XL","offer_id":49226673979634,"sku":"6627157_14693","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226674012402,"sku":"6627157_14694","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ 3XL","offer_id":49226674045170,"sku":"6627157_14695","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toast \/ 4XL","offer_id":49226674077938,"sku":"6627157_14696","price":41.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XS","offer_id":49226674110706,"sku":"6627157_22049","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":49226674143474,"sku":"6627157_22050","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":49226674176242,"sku":"6627157_22051","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":49226674209010,"sku":"6627157_22052","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":49226674241778,"sku":"6627157_22053","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226674274546,"sku":"6627157_22054","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XS","offer_id":49226674307314,"sku":"6627157_9554","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":49226674340082,"sku":"6627157_4151","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":49226674372850,"sku":"6627157_4152","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":49226674405618,"sku":"6627157_4153","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":49226674438386,"sku":"6627157_4154","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226674471154,"sku":"6627157_4155","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":49226674503922,"sku":"6627157_5305","price":39.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 4XL","offer_id":49226674536690,"sku":"6627157_5320","price":41.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":49226674569458,"sku":"6627157_14713","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":49226674602226,"sku":"6627157_14714","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":49226674634994,"sku":"6627157_14715","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":49226674667762,"sku":"6627157_14716","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":49226674700530,"sku":"6627157_14717","price":36.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49226674733298,"sku":"6627157_14718","price":37.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/4072\/4466\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-soft-cream-front-2-6a0a3dc16d67e.jpg?v=1779056100","url":"https:\/\/www.thirdeyethreadz.com\/products\/the-future-was-canceled-unisex-tee","provider":"Third Eye Threadz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}